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abt me:
rae | ESTJ | nonbinary

some facts:
1. the sidebar img is jordan witzigreuter
2. i am a certified grandpa 
3. my blog has been kickass themed since like 2011
4. i literally never even blog abt kickass

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puppy is understandably confused about everything in life


life goal: lay in the grass next to the mausoleum 

(Source: wentz-jpg)



ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

I was tagged by analienorsutin

1. Rae

2. brown. hazel? brown.

3. right now blonde w bits of pink & hella roots

4. i’m so gay

5. green!

6. i debated writing the gayest answer possible here but instead i’m going to say anywhere quiet & climate controlled

7. hannah hart. youtube celebrities count.

8. i love lionfish & deep sea fishes

9. loving Trash Talking Love by TRS a lot rn

10. catalyst - laurie halse anderson

all of my mutuals & also justenjolrasthings finchcortes teaforcorpses and crowapproach if u want

(Source: beautifuldemons)


can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural


housing should be a basic a human right.

people shouldn’t have to “earn” a roof over their heads so that they don’t die in the streets.


still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”